New Athletics Director for UTal

ABBAVILLA — Though still waiting for its new coat of arms, the University of Talossa has appointed a director to oversee the institution's athletics program.

The University's Regent, Istefan Pertgonest, today named M:sr Edo Grischun to the post. Little is known of M:sr Grischun's plans for the post, however expectations are high, given his exemplary contribution to Talossan society in other fields. 


The Distain, Lord Hooligan said in a statement: "I am sure Eðo will do a great job in this post, and see to it that our University's undefeated record in intercollegiate athletics continues."